Types of Men I Would Not Date

My weekend was totally shit, I just want to fast forward the holiday season and move on to the normal days. I'm feeling really angsty, so not in the mood for any types of celebration and whatnot. Every one's posting about Christmas, New Year, and even Valentines Day! Wake me up when it's already March?
Moving on to the main topic of this post, I did a major cleaning yesterday. I got really bored and I didn't wanna waste our bandwidth by watching Gossip Girl all day long so I picked up the broom and tidied up my room. I found my oh so beloved shoe box which was under my bed (and haven't opened it for a year... until yesterday) Oh you know, just the usual letters from friends and ex boyfriends, photos, test results, pregnancy kits, etc. The thing that caught my attention and had me distracted for at least an hour is my Hello Kitty notebook. I wouldn't call it a diary since I didn't document my everyday life in it but I read it anyway since I was really curious. 
My god I wanted to stab my eyes when I saw this particular entry entitled: "Types of Men I Would Not Date"
I wrote it on 09/29/2006 (I always write down dates, thank goodness) I can't recall the exact reason why I wrote it but it doesn't matter, it's up to you to judge for yourself because I'm going to type it right now - exactly how I wrote it. I tried scanning it but it's too burry so here ya go:

Someone who won't do my homeworks - Mr. Mallari is giving me a hard time since I always get low marks in Maths. I want to be with someone who will give me all the answers... Is this even possible??? Haha boys are dumb. I tried getting Paolo's Math book but he got mad. I thought he had a crush on me?

Someone who does not like Star Wars and Beyblade - None of my girl friends know my favourite show and movie and that's okay since I don't like Bratz anyway. But I think all boys know Star Wars and Beyblade, so not possible for them not too!!! They are boys!!!???! Duh!!??

Someone who is not smart - Since I was in kindergarten, I have always liked smart boys. I always get an award every term and I think my parents will get mad if I marry a dumb boy. My mum said dumb people won't have a bright future. Maybe I will marry a doctor someday.

Someone who does not know who Spongebob is - I think boys who don't know who Spongebob is are either pretending to be tough and like the much cooler stuff or just plain poor to afford cable. Maybe if they don't have cable, he won't have money for dates too. Girls should never pay for dates. 

Someone who will make fun of me for still listening to Britney Spears and Mandy Moore - I think if a guy really likes me, he should not laugh that I still burn Britney and Mandy songs on my CDs. I tried so hard not to like them anymore but I can't do it. Love me or hate me.

Someone who is a bully - Last year, 2 boys made fun of my hair because it looks like a bird's nest. They are cute but so mean. I don't want my future husband to make fun of me too. I will have a hair surgery someday when I already have a job.

Someone who will tell me to be like any other woman out there in the whole wide world - My mum always tells me that no boy will ever like me because I am too demanding, noisy, so unlady-like, and leave my stuff everywhere. My dad married my mum because she is a perfect woman but what about me? :( I think I can still change but if I can't, just need to find the boy who will still marry me. Or maybe I can marry a woman too? I will ask mum later and update this.

Laters, guys. I have a notebook to burn.

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