Things I should not have done.


Have you ever had one of those days when all the embarrassing and the "I WISH I COULD TAKE BACK TIME SO I COULD CHANGE THIS AND THAT" memories come rushing back to you? Well, that was me yesterday and the other day. It was really annoying when it happened but now, I just laugh and still feel a bit embarrassed for doing it.

I really NEED to take it outta my system. I'm going to the dentist a few hours from now and if I don't let it all out soon, I'm afraid I may start laughing whilst the dentist's hand is inside my mouth. 

*I'm going to be really blunt here. If you are easily offended or would rather not read mature stuff, I suggest you skip this post. Thank you!

Ok here goes nothing.

  • I tweeted the lyrics of the song 'Dilemma' and my then boyfriend got ballistic - Don't lie, this song used to be your jam 10 years ago. The song got stuck in my head and I was singing it all day so I tweeted it. WRONG MOVE. He thought I was trying to give some hint, that I still liked my ex. Needless to say, we didn't talk for 4-5 days. ALL BECAUSE OF A TWEET.

  • I told my friend a myth about big, muscular guys having really tiny dicks - I was still going on about it when he just grabbed my hand and let me feel his penis. He said "DOES THAT FEEL TINY TO YOU?!" Until today, I can't stop laughing about it. 

  • Same friend I mentioned above, asked me to meet him in town - He said his cellphone battery's gonna die soon so I told him to wait for me in front of Denny's. I arrived 1.5 hours later and I didn't see him. I waited for almost 2 hours, tried calling him but his phone was dead, so I went home. At 11pm, I received a text "FUCK YOU" (that time, couldn't tell if he was legit mad or not) I then found out that he was inside Denny's waiting the whole time. I didn't go inside because I felt like the moment I stepped in, I was under the obligation to buy some food. I wasn't able to sleep that night, I felt really terrible.

  • Wearing boots with wedges while snowboarding - Again, this happened with the friend I mentioned in number 2 and 3. He could not stop laughing at me and kept going about it all throughout our trip. The reason I wore it was because it's my only pair of boots. I wanted to smack him with the snowboard!!!

  • Staying inside the toilet for like 30 minutes because I was so busy texting - We were on a trip and it was the only location that had phone reception. When I finally came out, my friends accused me of masturbating. Until today, they still don't believe me. 

  • Accidentally went inside the men's toilets at school - It was in the PE area and I never did that subject at school so I had no idea where to go. We were supposed to change into yoga outfit for our health class and I was running late, so I went inside. I only realised that I was in the wrong toilet when I saw naked men. Damn, I ran for my life. 

Those are the events that are on top of my head. I bet I missed out a lot but they are a lot worse and I would rather save myself some dignity! ;)

If you could share yours, that would be great. After all, misery loves company.



PS: Totally dreading the dentist.


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10 comments :

  1. This post made my day haha! I love when you get past the crippling embarrassment of things like that and can look back and laugh. I have too many moments to count! Good luck and the dentist :) xx

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  2. OMG this post had me dying! Fights over tweets or FB posts are definitely the norm with a lot of couples I would think!

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  3. Hi Gia totally rocking this blog <3 Good luck with the dentist. xxx

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  4. I don't remember doing this; But my mom told me when I was a young girl that I walked right up to a strange lady, pulled on her coat and said, "I used to suck on my mommies booby." hahahaha oops....

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  5. That second one totally cracked me up! Are you and boyfriend better now? LOL Is the friend you were suppose to pick up mad at you or was he ever legit mad at you? LOL

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  6. I always post lyrics on my twitter...sometimes I mean them & sometimes I don't!! :)

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  7. I'm laughing so hard and I know I shouldn't aha

    The lyrics on twitter thing happened to me once, now I'm very careful with what I tweet!

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  8. Oh jeez, I have so many of these moments it's hard for me to recount them all. lol Good luck at the dentist, btw. I went last week and it took every ounce of my being to get my ass in there! I actually felt a sense of accomplishment when I left. ;)

    xoxo,

    Jules of Canines & Couture
    www.caninesandcouture.com

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  9. Oh my god Gia, you never failed to make me laugh hahahaha

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  10. LOL THSE ARE ALL SO INAPPROPRIATE. I FREAKING LOVE IT.

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